| It all started one night sitting around the Ouiji board with Alice Cooper and Jim Morrison. We needed a name for our band and the board spelled out R-I-P-P-E-D. Wow! We figured the game is never wrong so...... The next day we ran into Keith Moon and told him about our project. In between the laughter he managed to spit out 'You guys will go over like a Lead Balloon - You're Ripped!'.The next week we ran into good ol' Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead 'If You Geezers move next door to me my lawn would surely die - You guys are Ripped!'. That's all he had to say. Well, To make a long story short - Jim, Keith and Lemmy's lawn died. Alice still has the Ouiji board and we're RIPPED. Get RIPPED. |
